Envy, Like A False Mirror, Distorts The

Louis [c.k.] Is Great. But I Don't Know How Many You Could Do.

Man, Them Engagement Rings, Boy, They Cost A Lot. I Was Looking At 'em. Cost Like A Thousand Bucks, Two Thousand Bucks, Y'know. Three Thousand Bucks. Something Like That- Four Thousand Bucks. Big Number Divisible By A Thousand, Anyways.

You Ever Be Having A Really Good Dream, And Then, Uh- Right In The Middle Of The Dream You Wake Up, Right In The Best Part Of The Dream? And There You Are, Back In Your Stinkin' Life Again? Man, That's Rough, Eh?

If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor To Avoid Fault.

Few People Love With The Violence They Hate.