When We Have Lost Everything, Including Hope,

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Business Is An Establishment That Gives You The Legal, Even Though Unethical, Right To Screw The Naive-right, Left, And In The Middle.