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I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.