I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

You Can Fool Some Of The People Some Of The Time -- And That's Enough To Make A Decent Living.