I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's Insistence That I Drink Milk, A Whitish Fluid They Force Down Helpless Babies.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

In The Ten Years Since I Had Run Away From Home...i Had Gone Through More Strange Experiences Than The Average Person Crowds Into A Whole Lifetime.