I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

I Never Drink Water. I'm Afraid It Will Become Habit-forming.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

How Is The Human Race Going To Survive Now That The Cost Of Living Has Gone Up Two Dollars A Quart?

During One Of My Treks Through Afghanistan, We Lost Our Corkscrew. We Were Compelled To Live On Food And Water For Several Days.