I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.