I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

Here Is My Best Advice On The Matter Of Deductibles: Just Count Off On Your Fingers All The Items That You Suspect Might Be Deductible - And Then Forget Them, Because They Aren't.

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

A Rich Man Is Nothing But A Poor Man With Money.