If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be

Ultimately Chess Is Just Chess - Not The Best Thing In The World And Not The Worst Thing In The World, But There Is Nothing Quite Like It.

How Well I Remember My First Encounter With The Devil'ss Brew. I Happened To Stumble Across A Case Of Bourbon - And Went Right On Stumbling For Several Days Thereafter.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.