If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't Be All Bad.

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

Now Don't Say You Can't Swear Off Drinking; It's Easy. I've Done It A Thousand Times.