When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Got Married As A One-off, And It Was So Successful She Turned It Into A Series.

Did You See Where President Reagan Finally Got A Hearing Aid? People Have Been Telling Him To Get One For Years, But He Couldn't Hear Them.

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!