When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

It Sure Has Been A Pleasure For Us To Broadcast For The Sailors And Soldiers; Besides, Its Part Of The National Defence Program To Prepare Our Boys For Anything.

Titleist Has Offered Me A Big Contract Not To Play Its Balls.

I Do Benefits For All Religions - I'd Hate To Blow The Hereafter On A Technicality.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Everybody Is Afraid They Won't Have Any Money After They Die, But Jack Benny Discovered A Way To Take It With Him. He Had His Appendix Taken Out And A Piggy Bank Put In.