When They Asked Jack Benny To Do

America Is A Country Where The Olympics And The Divorce Lawyers Both Have The Same Slogan - Go For The Gold.

When She Started To Play, Steinway Came Down Personally And Rubbed His Name Off The Piano.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

I Tell Jokes To Pay My Green Fees.

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