Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.