Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

I've Heard People Say Putting Is 50 Percent Technique And 50 Percent Mental. I Really Believe It Is 50 Percent Technique And 90 Percent Positive Thinking, See, But That Adds Up To 140 Percent, Which Is Why Nobody Is 100 Percent Sure How To Putt.

Playing Golf Is Not Hot Work. Cutting Sugar Cane For A Dollar A Day - That's Hot Work. Hotter Than My First Wrist Watch.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.