Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

Only Fools Live In The Past Or Carry Envy To The Present.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

I Never Pray To God To Make A Putt. I Pray To God To Help Me React Good If I Miss A Putt.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.