Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

When A Man Retires, His Wife Gets Twice The Husband But Only Half The Income.