Don't Look For Excuses To Lose. Look

When I Used To Gamble, I Looked For Players With Head Covers On Their Irons. Those Guys I Could Beat.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.