What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho