What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.