What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.