What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.