What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.