I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.