I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

My Husband Taught Me Housekeeping; When I Divorce I Keep The House.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.