I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.