I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them