I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.