I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.