To A Smart Girl Men Are No

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.