To A Smart Girl Men Are No

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.