The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls-

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

When I Was A Kid We Were So Poor, If I Hadn't Been A Boy I Wouldn't Have Had Anything To Play With.

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!