You Can Name Your Own Salary In

The Other Night A Mugger Took Off His Mask And Made Me Wear It.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!