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She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.

I Don't Care How Rich And Successful A Man Is. He's Nothing Without An Education.