My Wife And I Keep Fighting About

My Son's An Idiot. His Teacher Asked Him To Spell Mississippi. He Asked Which One? The River Or The State?

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

Acting Deals With Very Delicate Emotions. It Is Not Putting Up A Mask. Each Time An Actor Acts He Does Not Hide; He Exposes Himself.