Some Dog I Got Too. We Call

To Give You An Idea How Well I Was Doing At The Time I Quit, I Was The Only One Who Knew I Quit.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. My Mother Breast Fed Me Through A Straw.

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.