I Don't Get No Respect

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

If You Can't Write Your Own Material, You Have Very Little Chance Of Making It As A Comedian.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.

My Wife Has Cut Our Lovemaking Down To Once A Month, But I Know Two Guys She's Cut Out Entirely.