I Don't Get No Respect

If Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, So Is Ugliness.

With Sex My Wife Thinks Twice Before She Turns Me Down. Yeah, Once In The Morning And Once At Night.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.