I Don't Get No Respect

Boy Is My Wife Stupid. It Takes Her And Hour And A Half To Watch 60 Minutes. My Daughters No Bargain Either. In Public School She Was Voted Most Likely To Conceive.

This Morning When I Put On My Underwear I Could Hear The Fruit-of-the-loom Guys Laughing At Me.

I Once Went Out With This Girl, She Was No Bargain Either, She Showed Up With Pigtails Under Her Arms.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

When I Played In The Sandbox, The Cat Kept Covering Me Up.