I Don't Get No Respect

I Tell Ya, My Wife, We Get Along Good Cause We Have Our Own Arrangement. I Mean, One Night A Week I Go Out With The Boys And One Night A Week, She Goes Out With The Boys.

I Can't Get No Respect.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

When We Got Married My Wife Told Me I Was One In A Million. I Found Out She Was Right.