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Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

Some People Think Having Large Breasts Makes A Woman Stupid. Actually, It's Quite The Opposite: A Woman Having Large Breasts Makes Men Stupid.

One Of My First Office Jobs Was Cleaning The Windows On Brown Envelopes.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.