When I Was A Kid, I Had

Marrying A Divorced Man Is Ecologically Responsible; In A World Where There Are More Women Than Men, It Pays To Recycle.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

My Father Watched Football With The Sound Off Because He Lived In Fear Of Hearing The Voice Of Howard Cosell.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.