When I Was A Kid, I Had

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't It Great? It Really Is The Best Of Both Worlds. You Get To Be Alive And Unconscious.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.