Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone

I Adore Being Hitched. It's So Extraordinary To Discover One Unique Individual You Need To Irritate For Whatever Remains Of Your Life.

In High School I Was Voted The Girl Most Likely To Become A Nun. That May Not Be Impressive To You, But It Was Quite An Accomplishment At The Hebrew Academy.

Women Take Clothing Much More Seriously Than Men. I've Never Seen A Man Walk Into A Party And Say "oh, My God, I'm So Embarrassed; Get Me Out Of Here. There's Another Man Wearing A Black Tuxedo.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.