Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone

Men Own Basketball Teams. Every Year Cheerleaders' Outfits Get Tighter And Briefer, And Players' Shorts Get Baggier And Longer.

I Never Panic When I Get Lost. I Just Change Where It Is I Want To Go.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

If I Say A Joke And The Audience Laughs It Makes Me Feel Good.

I Was A Ballerina. I Had To Quit After I Injured A Groin Muscle. It Wasn't Mine.