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Men Love Watches With Multiple Functions. My Husband Has One That Is A Combination Address Book, Telescope And Piano.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

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