I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So

I Have Too Many Credit Cards. You Know What Happened? Someone Stole One And I Didn't Notice. I Noticed When I Got That Bill. Whoa! It Was So Much Less! I'm Letting Him Keep It. I'm Saving Money!

All Men Think That They're Nice Guys. Some Of Them Are Not. Contact Me For A List Of Names.

You Know It's Love When You Want To Keep Holding Hands Even After You're Sweaty.

My Parents Were Glad To See That My New Husband Looks Like A 'regular Guy'-no Earring Or Anything. But Really I Think A Man With An Earring Is Better Prepared For Marriage. I Mean, He's Already Experienced Pain And Bought Jewelry.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.