I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So

When Four Or More Men Get Together, They Talk About Sports.

I'm Not Sure If My Husband Is Going To Be There When I Actually Have The Baby. He Said The Only Way He's Going To Be In The Room When There's A Delivery Is If There's A Pizza Involved.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

I Loved My Mother Very Much, But She Was Not A Good Cook. Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before. In Our House Thanksgiving Was A Time For Sorrow.