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Impulse Buying Is Not Macho. Men Rarely Call The Home Shopping Network.

The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

My Grandmother Was A Very Tough Woman. She Buried Three Husbands And Two Of Them Were Just Napping.

Men Do Not Like To Admit To Even Momentary Imperfection. My Husband Forgot The Code To Turn Off The Alarm. When The Police Came, He Wouldn't Admit He'd Forgotten The Code... He Turned Himself In.

Don't Try To Teach Men How To Do Anything In Public. They Can Learn In Private; In Public They Have To Know.