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I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.
-Rita Rudner
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I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So
Rita Rudner
I Had Teeth That Stuck Out So Far, I Used To Eat Other Kids' Candy Bars By Accident.
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