I Admire The Pope. I Have A

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

I Hate Learning Through Experience. Just Once I'd Like To Learn Something Because Someone Was Nice Enough To Tell Me In Advance.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.