When I Used To Gamble, I Looked

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Maintain A Childhood Enthusiasm For The Game Of Golf.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.