I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!