I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard And More Time To Read The Hole.

If You Buy A Book On Golf Instruction Buy The Thinnest Book You Can Find. The Thinner The Book, Chances Are The Easier And More Elementary The Instruction. It Can Do One Of Two Things: Help You More Or Hurt You Less. Both Are Good Compared To The Alternative.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.