I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

Then Lee Trevino And Jack Nicklaus Come In. I'll Caddie For Jack.

When Lee And Jack Win, It Is Good For Golf. When I Win, It Is Better.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

I Have 13 Dependents. All Of Them Have 140 Iq Or Better, Except Me. I'm Under 100 Iq, And I Support Them All.