I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

I Was On The Dance Floor But I Couldn't Hear The Band.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

Jack Nicklaus Is A Legend In His Spare Time.

He Told Me Just To Keep The Ball Low.

They Claim Red Meat Is Bad For You. But I Never Saw A Sick-looking Tiger.