When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink

I Must Have A Drink Of Breakfast.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

Women Are Like Elephants To Me. I Like To Look At Them, But I Wouldn't Want To Own One.