When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

Oh, Insomnia! Ah, Well, I Know A Good Cure For It... Get Plenty Of Sleep.

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.