Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

Hollywood Is The Gold Cap On A Tooth That Should Have Been Pulled Out Years Ago.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.

I Cook With Wine, Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.

I Never Drink Water; That Is The Stuff That Rusts Pipes.