Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

Once, During Prohibition, I Was Forced To Live For Days On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Always Made Up My Own Acts; Built Them Out Of My Knowledge And Observation Of Real Life. I'd Had Wonderful Opportunities To Study People; And Every Time I Went Out On The Stage I Tried To Show The Audience Some Bit Of True Human Nature.

A Man Without A Woman Is Like A Neck Without A Pain.

There Comes A Time In The Affairs Of Man When He Must Take The Bull By The Tail And Face The Situation.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.