Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.