Anyone Who Hates Children And Animals Can't

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

The Work I'm Doing On The Screen Differs From That Of Anyone Else. My Comedy Is Of A Peculiar Nature...no Writers Have Been Developed Along The Lines Of My Type Of Comedy And This Is Why I Sometimes Have Differences With Writers, Supervisors And Directors Alike.

Never Mind What I Told You - You Do As I Tell You.