Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I Personally Stay Away From Natural Foods. At My Age I Need All The Preservatives I Can Get.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!