My Illness Is Due To My Doctor's

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Variant: I Was Driven To Drink By A Woman. I Am Forever Grateful, Yet I Never Had The Good Manners To Thank Her.

I Once Spent A Year In Philadelphia, I Think It Was On A Sunday.