I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

I Could Juggle Anything In My Day. Balls, Cigar Boxes, Knives...but There Was One Thing I Could Never Juggle. My Income Tax.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.