I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

I Didn't Squawk About The Steak, Dear. I Merely Said I Didn't See That Old Horse That Used To Be Tethered Outside Here.

I Like Children - Fried.

Abstaining Is Favorable Both To The Head And The Pocket.

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)