I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's Worth Cheating For.

Yes I Do Like Children ... Girl Children...about Eighteen Or Twenty.

Never Eat At A Place Called 'moms', But If The Only Other Place In Town Has A Sign That Says 'eats', Go Back To Moms.

All The Men In My Family Were Bearded, And Most Of The Women.