I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who

I've Been On A 46-year Diet Of Olives And Alcohol. The Latter I Consume. The Former I Save And Use Over Again In More Alcohol. In My Lifetime, I Imagine, I Have Consumed At Least $200,000 Worth Of Whisky.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.