When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of

Swing Your Partner, Dosey-do, Now Clap Your Hands... Uh-oh, That's All The Square Dance Moves I Know... I'll Bluff The Rest. Slap Your Partner In The Face, Write Bad Checks All Over The Place, Flirt With Strangers, Annoy Your Spouse, Get A Divorce And Lose Your House, ...uh... Dosey-do.

On The Keyboard Of Life, Always Keep One Finger On The Escape Key.

Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, And Avoid Disappointment.

In Case The Rest Of You Missed It, The Inspirational Speech Was: 'if You Work Hard, You Can Achieve Great Things. And Then You Die'.

The Best You Can Hope For In This Life Is That Your Delusions Are Benign And Your Compulsions Have Utility.