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As Network Administrator I Can Take Down The Network With One Keystroke. It's Just Like Being A Doctor But Without Getting Gooky Stuff On My Paws.

Hard Work Is Rewarding. Taking Credit For Other People's Hard Work Is Rewarding And Faster.

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I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come Off And Employers Are Less Nice. People Become Disposable.