Always Postpone Meetings With Time-wasting Morons

Large Corporations Welcome Innovation And Individualism In The Same Way The Dinosaurs Welcomed Large Meteors.

He Was Tenser Than Jesse Jackson On Father's Day.

Reality Is Always Controlled By The People Who Are The Most Insane.

I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.