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Dance Like It Hurts. Love Like You Need Money. Work When People Are Watching. -- Dogbert's Motto

You Don't Have To Be A 'person Of Influence' To Be Influential. In Fact, The Most Influential People In My Life Are Probably Not Even Aware Of The Things They've Taught Me.

You Don't Argue With A Four-year Old About Why He Shouldn't Eat Candy For Dinner. You Don't Punch A Mentally Handicapped Guy Even If He Punches You First. And You Don't Argue When A Women Tells You She's Only Making 80 Cents To Your Dollar. It's The Path Of Least Resistance. You Save Your Energy For More Important Battles.

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

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