We Know The Goats Are Imported Because

There's A Fine Line Between Participation And Mockery.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

Am I Getting Smart With You? How Would You Know?

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.

The World Isn't Fair, But As Long As It's Tilting In My Direction, I Find That There's A Natural Cap To My Righteous Indignation.