Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A

On The Fourth Day Of Telecommuting, I Realized That Clothes Are Totally Unnecessary.

Women Are Treated Differently By Society For Exactly The Same Reason That Children And The Mentally Handicapped Are Treated Differently.

Life Is Half Delicious Yogurt, Half Crap, And Your Job Is To Keep The Plastic Spoon In The Yogurt.

If I Liked Food And Disliked Exercise As Much As A 400 Pound Guy, I'd Be A 400 Pound Guy.

Writers Tend To Work Early In The Morning, Or Late At Night, When Brains Are Naturally Able To Focus Deeply On One Thought. In The Middle Of The Day, Distractions Are Unavoidable. I Wonder If Anything Worthwhile Has Ever Been Written In The Afternoon.