Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A

You Don't Have To Be A 'person Of Influence' To Be Influential. In Fact, The Most Influential People In My Life Are Probably Not Even Aware Of The Things They've Taught Me.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

Stem Cells Are Like Toenail Clippings With A Better Career Plan.

By Definition, Risk-takers Often Fail. So Do Morons. In Practice It's Difficult To Sort Them Out.

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.