Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A

You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller Children.

You Know What Keeps Me Humble? Mirrors!

When You Play Spin The Bottle, If They Don't Want To Kiss You They Have To Give You A Quarter. Well, Hell, By The Time I Was Twelve Years Old I Owned My Own Home.

I'm The Only Woman Who Can Walk In Central Park At Night... And Reduce The Crime Rate.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.