Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A

Our Dog Died From Licking Our Wedding Picture.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?

Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up And Fight.

The Only Parts Left Of My Original Body Are My Elbows.