Whatever You May Look Like, Marry A

[when To Have A Facelift:] If You're Tripping Over Your Neck.

Do I Believe In Witchcraft? I'm The Result Of It.

Nothing Was Happening In The Bedroom. I Nicknamed Our Waterbed The Dead Sea.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

Housework Can't Kill You, But Why Take A Chance?