One [expert] Said, 'always Have A Baby

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.

A Passport Picture Is A Photo Of A Man That He Can Laugh At Without Realizing That It Looks Exactly The Way His Friends See Him.

I Never Made `who's Who,' But I'm Featured In `what's That?'

My Doctor Is A Family Physician. He Treats My Family And I Support His.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.