It's Hard To Find A Negligee In

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

It's A Good Thing That Beauty Is Only Skin Deep, Or I'd Be Rotten To The Core.

I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was Lazy. On Our Wedding Day, His Mother Told Me: "i'm Not Losing A Son; I'm Gaining A Couch."

There's Such A Buildup Of Crud In My Oven, There's Only Room To Bake A Single Cupcake.