It's Hard To Find A Negligee In

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

... If They [your Children] Write Their Names In The Dust On The Furniture, Don't Let Them Put The Year.

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

I Want My Children To Have All The Things I Couldn't Afford. Then I Want To Move In With Them.