I Have Nothing Against Dogs. I Just

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.

The Last Thing My Kids Ever Did To Earn Money Was Lose Their Baby Teeth.

Have You Ever Known Anyone Who Bought A Fruitcake For Himself? Of Course Not. They Are Purchased As Christmas Gifts, Mostly For People You Don't Particularly Like.

You Know You're Old When Your Walker Has An Airbag.

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.