I Love To Go To The Doctor.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

We Named All Our Children Kid. Well, They Have Different First Names, Like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty Shop... And That Was For The Estimate.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.