Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

The Foods That Are Recommended Today Are As Palatable As A Steady Diet Of Wet Blotters.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.