Whatever It Is, I'm Against It.

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)