You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

Even The Intellectual Crowd Will Have None Of Me. Physically, I Look Like One Of Them. Graying At The Temples, I Walk With A Slight Limp And Wear Thick Glasses.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.