What Have Future Generations Ever Done For

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

Home Is Where You Hang Your Head.