I Have Nothing But Respect For You

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.