I Have Nothing But Respect For You

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

Next Time I See You, Remind Me Not To Talk To You.