Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The

Don’t Ever Underestimate The Importance Of Money. I Know It’s Often Been Said That Money Won’t Make You Happy And This Is Undeniably True, But Everything Else Being Equal, It’s A Lovely Thing To Have Around The House.

A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.