What Abandoned Course Is That?

I Shot A Wild Elephant In Africa Thirty Yards From Me, And It Didn't Hit The Ground Until It Was Right At My Feet. I Wasn't A Bit Scared. But A Four Foot Putt Scares Me To Death.

Until You Play It, St. Andrews Looks Like The Sort Of Real Estate You Couldn't Give Away.

Just Have A Coke Or Something And Watch The Boys Go Past.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.

I Give The Ball Some Sweet Talk. I Tell It That This Isn't Going To Hurt A Bit. I'm A Friend And All I'm Going To Do Is Give It A Nice Little Ride.