List of Alice Roosevelt Longworth Quotes

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

... [woman Suffrage] Has Made Little Difference Beyond Doubling The Number Of Voters. There Is No Woman's Vote As Such. They Divide Up Just About As Men Do.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.