Most People Who Play Golf Have One

If I Could Have Shot 69 In The Last Round Every Time, I Would Have Won Nine U.s. Opens. Nine!

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

To Quit Between Tee And Green Is More Habit-forming Than Drinking A Highball Before Breakfast.

What Did I Want With Prestige? The British Open Paid The Winner $600 In American Money. A Man Would Have To Be Two Hundred Years Old At That Rate To Retire From Golf.