When I Ask You What Club To

The Only Reason I Ever Played In The First Place Was So I Could Afford To Hunt And Fish.

When I Swing At A Golf Ball Right, My Mind Is Blank And My Body Is Loose As A Goose.

Good Golfing Temperament Falls Between Taking It With A Grin Or Shrug And Throwing A Fit.

I Looked Like A Monkey Trying To Wrestle A Football.

If A Lot Of People Gripped A Knife And Fork The Way They Do A Golf Club, They'd Starve To Death.