What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

She Failed Her Drivers Test. She Couldn't Get Used To The Front Seat. It Took Her Four Lessons To Learn To Sit Up.

What A Dog I Got, His Favorite Bone Is In My Arm.

People Seldom Live Up To Their Baby Pictures.

When My Parents Got Divorced, There Was A Custody Fight Over Me. ... And No One Showed Up.

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.