What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

Hey, Did Somebody Step On A Duck?

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.