What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

I Used To Date A Girl From Buffalo. Why Can't I Meet A Girl With Normal Parents?

Once When I Was Lost I Asked A Policeman To Help Me Find My Parents. I Said To Him, 'do You Think We'll Ever Find Them?' He Answered, 'i Don't Know, Kid. There Are So Many Places They Can Hide.

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

Yeah, I Know I'm Ugly... I Said To A Bartender, 'make Me A Zombie.' He Said 'god Beat Me To It.'