What A Dog I Got, His Favorite

She Was So Ugly That Her Face Could Stop A Sundial.

My Psychiatrist Told Me I Was Crazy And I Said I Want A Second Opinion. He Said Okay, You're Ugly Too.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. Why, Every Time I Shut The Window I Hurt Somebody's Fingers.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Said... 'come On Over, There's Nobody Home.' I Went Over. Nobody Was Home.