My Old Man Never Liked Me. He

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.

Last Time I Saw A Mouth Like That, It Had A Hook In It.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.