My Old Man Never Liked Me. He

I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked Last Night. I Controlled Myself.

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.